world:we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
    america:cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.
    friend:so... what do u wanna do
    me:idk its ur house
    friend:idk ur the guest
    me:idk its ur house

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

officialpizzas:

red-orca:

pleasegodletmelive:

owynsama:

apharthurkirklands:

apharthurkirklands:

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

LEAVE MY LIFE

But at the same time, imagine bumping into someone and your whole life lights up

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

This post is everything I believe in.

why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

helioscentrifuge:

gunz4hands:

new school year

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